* The thought of eating at Applebee’s sends you into a state of depression
* The idea of eating head cheese or tongue bologna makes you drool
* You refuse to use the parmesan Kraft cheese in the green can…must be freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano
* You get annoyed when TV chefs explain what deglazing is for the 389th time.
* Watching Sandra Lee makes you want to stab yourself in the eye
* You get offended when anyone has you cook their steak for 12 minutes longer after
they are the perfect medium.
* Your little foodie heart skips a beat when iron chef is on.
* You get really sad when you hear about a Food and Wine festival at the last minute and wish you planned your year around it.
* Bizarre Foods makes you hungry.
* You have at least 3 types of cheese in your refrigerator.
* You are meticulous about your presentation of food, whether fancy or casual
* Williams-Sonoma is like your Christmas, everyday
* Someone says apple or orange, you ask which kind
* You can’t resist taking photos of food when you’re out to dinner
* You have had such great food experiences that you actually giggle while eating it
* You receive cookbooks for every occasion as gifts
